fors8ken:

( For those who haven’t noticed… This account is officially on indefinite HIATUS.

I’m going to try to focus on Alpha Dave and my personal. <3

See you there! )

1 week ago · 14 notes

fishydreams:

Aww! Glub glub glub! 38)

S-EA, you do )(ave some roemance in you after all! T)(at’s sweet.

I’ll )(ead to your )(ive in a little w)(ile! 

that aint roemantic thats wwhat youre supposed ta do

ok see you then fef

(Source: heartofuranium)

3 months ago · 14 notes

fishydreams:

)(umans aren’t SO bad! But yea)(, t)(ey s)(ore seam to )(ave a weird grasp on eelings. I still don’t understand )(ow t)(ey managed to s)(rink romance down to one M—EASLY quadrant. It’s s)(rimply silly.

It’s kind of roemantic, t)(oug)(! To )(ave a w)(ole day dedicated to one ot)(er person. Don’t you t)(ink?

no its glubbin stupid

for me evveryday is dedicated to you fef

i dont need no special matesprit holiday to treat you wwhat youre supposed to be treated evveryday

(Source: heartofuranium)

3 months ago · 14 notes

queen8itch:

2kiilledhacker:

theangriestemperor:

fempora:

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS

WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

combo breaker

3 months ago · 18 notes

fishydreams:

)(OORAY! 38D

I w)(ill )(ave to let )(im know. I eel bad leaving )(im alone today. 38(

I )(ope )(e finds someone else to spend it wit)(! I t)(ink )(umans put a lot of importance on t)(is kind of t)(ing for some reason.

wwhy wwouldnt they

its a free pailin day an they can use it to come on to wwhoevver they got eelins for

wwe both know that humans are bad with em

eelins that is

so they gotta grab wwhatevver chance they got to try an wwoo other humans

its disgustin

(Source: heartofuranium)

3 months ago · 14 notes

fishydreams:

nihilismandvengeance:

i dont care

if the choice is celebratin some stupid lowwblood holiday or lettin my matesprit celebrate it wwith someone else i aint got much a fuckin choice

its not fair wwhats the position youre puttin me in here fef

Glub glub siiig)(. It just seems so unfair to make ANYON-E be alone today if t)(ey don’t want to be!

If you don’t want to celebrate it, you don’t )(ave to! But if you )(ave c)(anged your mind, I guess t)(at would be kind of neat. 38)

i aint lettin you celebrate it wwith a hunk a metal wwhats not even a real bein let alone anyone wwhos name aint eridan fuckin ampora

so i guess i am

(Source: heartofuranium)

3 months ago · 14 notes

fishydreams:

nihilismandvengeance:

fishydreams:

heartofuranium:

So I finally got around to checking Jake’s blog again today. This was not what I expected to see.

O)( no. 38(

I don’t reely know you very w)(ale, but -Eridan t)(inks Valentine’s Day is STUPID, becraws )(e doesn’t like )(umans. So I’m alone today, too!

I can be your Valentine, if you want. 38)

do you presume im just gonna alloww this to fuckin happen

no

I t)(oug)(t you didn’t want to do t)(e Valentine’s t)(ing?

i dont care

if the choice is celebratin some stupid lowwblood holiday or lettin my matesprit celebrate it wwith someone else i aint got much a fuckin choice

its not fair wwhats the position youre puttin me in here fef

3 months ago · 14 notes

fishydreams:

heartofuranium:

So I finally got around to checking Jake’s blog again today. This was not what I expected to see.

O)( no. 38(

I don’t reely know you very w)(ale, but -Eridan t)(inks Valentine’s Day is STUPID, becraws )(e doesn’t like )(umans. So I’m alone today, too!

I can be your Valentine, if you want. 38)

do you presume im just gonna alloww this to fuckin happen

no

3 months ago · 14 notes

fishydreams:

nihilismandvengeance:

intermittentexplosivekarkles:

I STILL LIKE FEFERI. BUT I’M NOT GONNA BE ACTING LIKE IT IF I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP. AND YEAH, MY FEELINGS MIGHT HAVE SEEMED SUDDEN, BUT DATES ARE USED TO SEE IF A RELATIONSHIP CAN WORK. AND IT WENT PRETTY GOOD. SO YEAH, I FELL FOR HIM.

wwell you better unlike fef because wwere matesprits an wwe are flushed beyond fuckin flushed

-Eridan, PL-EAS-E don’t get involved in this…

Glub glub siiiig)(.

im just defendin wwhats right an mine fef

3 months ago · 7 notes

intermittentexplosivekarkles:

I STILL LIKE FEFERI. BUT I’M NOT GONNA BE ACTING LIKE IT IF I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP. AND YEAH, MY FEELINGS MIGHT HAVE SEEMED SUDDEN, BUT DATES ARE USED TO SEE IF A RELATIONSHIP CAN WORK. AND IT WENT PRETTY GOOD. SO YEAH, I FELL FOR HIM.

wwell you better unlike fef because wwere matesprits an wwe are flushed beyond fuckin flushed

3 months ago · 7 notes